Thread: Dear Cat, Some House Rules .....

Dearest Cats,

We honestly really do love you loads and you would not be you without your little personaliy traits. Sharing them just shows how much we love and appreciate you.

Love your Slaves xxx


Ok Budz I've applogised please stop with the puppy eyes and guilt trip. You can stop searching the fridge as there is no more ham, chicken or cheese in it. I will go shopping tomorrow I promise. And NO your not totally forgiven and we still need to talk about your behavior lol go ahad be youself cos you know full well I will let you get away with murder xxx

Out of interest, has this thread got the record for likes or is that little heart at the top in need of surgery pmsl xxxx

Another heart joins the thread,how could you not like this thread,it is just so "cooniefied"...x

You don't need to pull the carpet up by the door - it doesn't make it open

JanieB - this is so true! Why oh why do they think that it does?

Just a few more rules for Buddy (Millie needs no rules as she is an angel - who's wings fell off and she used her halo to play frisbee)

(For MickB and Peter) archery is a no no, leave all equipment alone.

The windows have a built in locking mechanism, even a joint 45lb MC attempt will not make them open any further, I have the key and your not getting it.

You are banned from having pets living in your fur!!!!

Two coonies is not double trouble its about ten fold and you two are small, compared to me, if my larger than yours rear end can levitate somewhere near the bed as you take up so much room I am sure your tails, paws etc can do the same. In other words shift x

Please refrain from hiding my glasses as night, this might seem funny but who will laugh when you get Pedigree Chum for breakfast?

BTW the new kitten is not a chew toy!

Just a quick extra rule from here too.....:

Having been up from 4.30AM would all cats please not play hidey seek at 5AM,we have a show to get too & the hardest one to find is show cat,come out,come out wherever you are,here puddy puddy.....

Originally Posted by jckkerrison

Just a quick extra rule from here too.....:

Having been up from 4.30AM would all cats please not play hidey seek at 5AM,we have a show to get too & the hardest one to find is show cat,come out,come out wherever you are,here puddy puddy.....

Time to rattle the treat jar lol!

Originally Posted by Helen & John

Time to rattle the treat jar lol!

Doesn't work Helen,tried that,even Merlyn who thinks of nothing else but food & tum doesn't appear,its quite funny really because all you see is an ear twitching from behind a chair a tail just peeking out from behind a curtain,another one laying flat on a chair under dining room table,you know what apendage belongs to which animal but the main one not a sign of,crawling around at that hour peering into every dark crevice is no fun but we get him in the end.
Didn't use to be so smart to begin with,left bedroom doors open or flap into outside cat pen but now all they have is sitting room & hall,all other escape routes are cut off but still didn't realise how many hidey holes they could come up with......