Thread: Dear Cat, Some House Rules .....

Since it's brought up again..
-I do not need a hair stylist between 3am-4am while I'm sleeping (was sleeping).
-Having a scalp massage with acupuncture is wonderful, but the acupuncture becomes too painful when your nails need to be clipped.
-Grabbing apples off the counter and pushing them around the tile floor is not going to make the tiles shine any brighter.
-Rubbing the flat screen TV with both front paws whilst it's on will not make a genie appear to grant you wishes.
-Trust me, no matter how many times you try to jump, head first, onto the shelf behind the glass door, you will fail.
-Hanging onto the Swifter sweeper while I'm cleaning the floor doesn't really help clean rid the floor of fluff. You are actually leaving more fluff while being dragged around behind it.
-Stop sitting under the recliner while it's stretched out as humans tend to close it not knowing you're there.