Thread: Thought we might have a giggle !

Originally Posted by Whyemier

Yes'm' I am, I must most regrettably report, sure. My long curly auburn locks began to abscond with my good looks many a moon ago. If I was 30 I'd be less than half my age. Old, fat, somewhat wrinkled and worn, bald and ugly. Ahem, those are my good traits. I will not bore you nor terrify you, which depends on you, with my long list of my bad ones. I think I shall have to sit back and ponder this truth while I imbibe in a 10 yr old Bourbon to sooth my stricken mortal being.

Oh dear Whyemier, lets not be turning to drink now !!!! Think of your poor wife !! lol I tend to think men exaggerate somewhat so taking all that with a pinch of salt !!!! pmsl well except the hair bit !!! lmao