Thread: Funny Cat Sayings (to lighten things up again)

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

Anything on the floor is a cat toy. Anything not on the floor soon will be.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Cats Motto: Whatever you've done wrong look angelic and blame the dog!

"Humans: No fur, no paws, no tail. They run away from mice. They never get enough sleep. How can you help but love such an absurd animal?" - Anonymous cat about humans

For a man to truly understand rejection, first he must be ignored by a cat.

"One cat leads to another" Ernest Hemingway

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

I'm sure more will follow ....