Thread: Funny story

Originally Posted by Howlinbob

Why is it that the woman tends to be the disciplinarian???

It's the same at our place. Freyja gets away with murder when OH is on his own. I've now given up trying to get her off the coffee table. Or out of the bedroom. Or from chewing trainers. Or deterring her from acting like a cat that's never SEEN food before, let alone had any, EVERY SINGLE TIME THE RICE PUDDING COMES OUT... Cats can't read, can they? They can't see Rachel's Rice Pudding written on the lid? They don't recognise dessert spoons! And as I wrestle my (clearly) half-starved kitten with an OCD for rice pudding away from my spoon, he looks at me like he wants to call the RCPCA. She even tried to get some off the spoon on it's way INto my mouth!!

Originally Posted by jckkerrison

If it was my daughters two MC's left in a room of food it would still be there untouched,with my first three it would be the same but when Merlyn came along things changed,I never used to worry about shutting the kitchen door & any meat was left on the side covered up,we hadn't had him long & we sat enjoying a cup of coffee on the sofa & I looked up & saw a joint of beef hovering in the doorway,there it stayed for a few seconds & as nothing was said it made its way past the doorway silver cat attatched down the hall & oops mum look what I found in my bed ! He had been up on the side,somehow had got a heavy glass bowl off enought to get to it without us hearing,we assume he hovered because the door being open to the sitting room he was making sure we hadn't noticed anything,then off he went,did look funny though just seing this bit of meat hovering a few inches above the floor.He has been a thief ever since & Welly is not far behind so while you are watching one the other little b****r creeps up & removes from behind,never get told off though because how they do it normally puts you into a fit of the giggles,I just make sure they are shut up when we have guests around,not everyone appreciates them,do they....!

Well, you've got give the little fella 10 out of 10 for ingenuity!