Thread: "Fetch!" with a twist - more "Steal!"

Hmm. Got up this morning, bathroom, get dressed for the cycle in, start clearing up floor in bedroom (again). Why have I only got one Coverse trainer on the floor ? Is the other under the bed ? No, erm.. Oh.

Ask housemate who is downstairs doing her hair: "Did I leave a shoe in the hall?"

With zero hint of suprise: "No. One of them ran downstairs with it and ran into the back room."

"Which one?" "Dicky, I think".

A whole shoe is getting a bit big.

What's the biggest items your fuzzy overlords have run away with - and I mean *run* not drag like a carcass... ?