Thread: How loving?

Be careful what you wish for.

I have two coons who like to sleep with me.

Sid sleeps across my legs - not a problem when he was little but now he is big. He also can only get to sleep after he has pummelled my left shoulder into submission. Any interruption and he starts again, from the beginning. Why not the right shoulder, I hear you ask? Because I only have tendonitis in the left shoulder...

Ava sleeps wrapped around my head, with her nose rammed between my ear and collarbone. It has taken a long time to get her nose out of my ear. "Ah, sweet" you think? Ava dribbles and snores simultaneously. (If she sleeps downstairs in the evening, we have to turn the TV up. There's nothing wrong with her, she's just a nuisance.)

Why not shut them out of the bedroom?

Sid has dug through the carpet to the floorboards outside the door in an attempt to tunnel in and Ava thinks she is a wolf - she puts her muzzle up in the sky and HOWLS endlessly so nobody sleeps.

Our old moggy used to sleep in his basket in the conservatory. I miss him sometimes.

The photo is of how much pillow I have left if I get up in the night.