Thread: Dear Cat, Some House Rules .....

Just a few more rules for Buddy (Millie needs no rules as she is an angel - who's wings fell off and she used her halo to play frisbee)

(For MickB and Peter) archery is a no no, leave all equipment alone.

The windows have a built in locking mechanism, even a joint 45lb MC attempt will not make them open any further, I have the key and your not getting it.

You are banned from having pets living in your fur!!!!

Two coonies is not double trouble its about ten fold and you two are small, compared to me, if my larger than yours rear end can levitate somewhere near the bed as you take up so much room I am sure your tails, paws etc can do the same. In other words shift x

Please refrain from hiding my glasses as night, this might seem funny but who will laugh when you get Pedigree Chum for breakfast?

BTW the new kitten is not a chew toy!