Thread: Dear Cat, Some House Rules .....

When people come to visit, like Grandma, please be friendly and do not sit in a corner making the stink eye. (Mandy!)

I may be your "hoomin mommy" but kneading my neck with sharp claws may result in ejection from my lap. Likewise, licking and chewing or otherwise attempting to nurse any part of my body will not result in milk and will possibly give me hives. (Mandy!!)

Staring at me while I'm getting dressed is creepy. The sly "rrrowwwl" and purring that sometimes goes along with the stare is even worse. I really love my kitties, just not like that! (Merlin!)

If its below zero, you can't go outside and expect to be comfortable. Additionally, the temperature will not be magically 50 degrees higher in the next five minutes, or even the next five months for that matter-so stop checking. (Sampson!!)

You cannot fly, but I admire your self esteem and never-give-up spirit. (Rose!)

oh yeah, right up there with you about the flying! also trying to go through chair legs knocking them over in the process and spooking oneself too as they go bang unexpectedly when they fall.... you know.... more speed, less haste is what I says...