Thread: Dear Cat, Some House Rules .....

Please stop trying to prove me wrong when i tell you that the curtain poles are not designed to take the weight of a fully grown Maine Coon.....
If I leave the delivery of cat food unattended for a few minutes, please do not "help" me by opening them (at the bottom of the bag...with your claws)
I would rather you didn't rename the icons on my PC desktop ue98fdhflkdsludfi998908poijjjjj'df'hhhhhhhhhhhheuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Your kibbles really hurt when i stand on them in bare feet, so if you could leave them in your food bowl i would really appreciate it.
Your little toy mouse is already dead, please stop trying to drown it in the water fountain.