Thread: Dear Cat, Some House Rules .....

You must not appear on the kitchen counter just as I am dishing up your food, make me spill it, and then tread in the mess. You are to wait 5 seconds until the food hits the floor, just like the other cats. (Monty, has to be first in the queue).

The waste-paper basket in my studio is supposed to be kept upright, not tipped on its side. (you know who you are...Larry)

Despite what you may think, you are a rubbish pianist, so it would be better if you stayed away from the piano. The world is not ready for your modernist compositions. (that goes for both of them!)