Thread: Dear Cat, Some House Rules .....

Although I fully appreciate your creativity, my underwear is not a cat toy and does not need to be dragged and dispensed around various points of the house.
I note that you have invented a fun game for us to play, but really I don't much enjoy spending every minute of the day on my hands and knees, fishing your toys out from under the washing machine/sofa/fridge/wardrobe etc.

I dearly love our cuddles in bed, but really you are very small at the moment and shouldn't need to take up half of the bed space, I notice you only ever try it on my boyfriends side of the bed and therefore I believe that you know I would not tolerate such space-hogging. You are not a human and therefore you do not need to lie under the cover with your head on the pillow.

I appreciate how cleanly you are and am very grateful that you religiously use your litter tray, I do sometimes wonder though about the timing of your poopy times as it daily seems to fall upon the time I take my first mouthful of breakfast (the smell of your doody does tend to over-power any other flavour) and once I have snuggled in bed and have just turned out the light to sleep. Would you so kindly consider reconsider these timings to be more friendly to my needs?!