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    Just because the tissue count is low in the tissue box doesn't mean it is now your play toy. Please stop shoving you head inside the box and then shaking it off onto the floor to only do it again & again. Trust me when I say that I still need the box to hold the remaining tissues that I'm using while I have a head cold.
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    Be nice with the dog
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    Don't mess with water inside the house




    Have a chair and wait politely






    Now you may eat
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    Dear humanz, on behalf of Maine-Coon-kind

    We readed your pesky rules and decided to ignore them.

    Sincerely
    Neevie-Coon, delegate.


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    I totally agree, I am going to do my yoga
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    Doing my yoga too.....

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    This has to be one of the best threads... How lucky are we to have these little characters in our lives to keep us laughing!

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    It was brilliant reading through this thread again & would just like to say to Wellynton Boots please could you stop rearranging my hair into a punk style,what with the gloop he adds by licking it & the super points he manages to achieve it makes me look like mutton dressed as lamb........& frightens anyone who may appear at the door & you have forgotten what he has done !!!
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    Hve just read through this thread and OMG what have i let myself in for !!! lol Such wonderful cats to they are making me so glad that finally a MC is going to be in my life !
    Chris X

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    Since it's brought up again..
    -I do not need a hair stylist between 3am-4am while I'm sleeping (was sleeping).
    -Having a scalp massage with acupuncture is wonderful, but the acupuncture becomes too painful when your nails need to be clipped.
    -Grabbing apples off the counter and pushing them around the tile floor is not going to make the tiles shine any brighter.
    -Rubbing the flat screen TV with both front paws whilst it's on will not make a genie appear to grant you wishes.
    -Trust me, no matter how many times you try to jump, head first, onto the shelf behind the glass door, you will fail.
    -Hanging onto the Swifter sweeper while I'm cleaning the floor doesn't really help clean rid the floor of fluff. You are actually leaving more fluff while being dragged around behind it.
    -Stop sitting under the recliner while it's stretched out as humans tend to close it not knowing you're there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CatsMom View Post
    -Hanging onto the Swifter sweeper while I'm cleaning the floor doesn't really help clean rid the floor of fluff. You are actually leaving more fluff while being dragged around behind it.
    hahahahaha! really!? need pictures or even better a video!

 

 
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