The white Egyptian cotton sheets on the bed do not need to be decorated with poo-footprints. Whilst I appreciate your artistic endeavours, I would prefer my bedding to be 'poo-free'. This also applies to my pillow. Please do not sneak up in the night, undercover of darkness, and wipe your feet on it. Thank you and goodnight!
This should also apply to the multitudinous white window sills...
We have no idea how he gets it there but not on the carpet!
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